Demons, begone!
Out of Miguel's bat, you vile 1B spirit!
Away from our pitchers' arms, so that they may throw strikes again!
You may NOT induce our promising outfielders to become disappointing failures!
GET OUT OF MY 2010 TIGERS, DEMONS! THERE WILL BE NO MORE TALK OF 2003! YOU WILL CEASE HAUNTING US!
Why these demons in particular? They're a few of the $0.10 cards I picked up at the National. God help us if I actually dig into the pile of cards from 2003...
