It is not enough just to grow a mustache, you need to respect the mustache. If you take care of it, it will take care of you. Do more than just slap some extra hair on the face. A good mustache will enhance your face, make you appear stronger, tougher, smarter, more attractive even more accomplished. Just ask Dave Rozema. The year after the Tigers won the World Series, he was the cock of the walk, sporting his robust lip cover.
But not in 1984. There was no respect for the stache in 1984 from Rozema, when he thought a thinnish, measly mustache was the way to go.
1984 Topps #457 Dave Rozema |
Winning Changes Everything. Don't half-ass your mustache or you will look like half an ass. Kickoff is in 17 days.