Grand Cards: A Champion's Stache: #17 Dave Rozema

Thursday, August 20, 2009

A Champion's Stache: #17 Dave Rozema

In light of my newfound commitment to the greater good that is the collective power of Michigan fans growing mustaches for the September 5th opening game, I thought it best to recall a time 25 years ago when Mustaches led our own Detroit Tigers to their last World Series Championship

It is not enough just to grow a mustache, you need to respect the mustache. If you take care of it, it will take care of you. Do more than just slap some extra hair on the face. A good mustache will enhance your face, make you appear stronger, tougher, smarter, more attractive even more accomplished. Just ask Dave Rozema. The year after the Tigers won the World Series, he was the cock of the walk, sporting his robust lip cover.

But not in 1984. There was no respect for the stache in 1984 from Rozema, when he thought a thinnish, measly mustache was the way to go.

1984 Topps #457 Dave Rozema

Winning Changes Everything. Don't half-ass your mustache or you will look like half an ass. Kickoff is in 17 days.

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