How else do you explain this:
Yesterday, I blogged about Curtis being close but no cigar to a deserving appearance on the AL All Star Team. Last night, he responded by going 3-for-4 with 2 Home Runs, a Walk and a Stolen Base
But that's not all!
A number of weeks ago, when weekly fantasy baseball wraps were still on the docket, Curtis received the "No Thanks To" callout for being a pathetic drag on my team.
A few days later, he responded with a 2 Home Run Game. And finished the week winning my fantasy Gold Star.
This is no coincidence! The only logical explanation is that Curtis is embarrassed by the occasional public shaming on this here site and can't stand the thought of disappointing his legions of fans.
For this, Grand Cards nation thanks you.